Ballad Of The Lazy Bather

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September 17, 2009

I was in the shower and couldn’t wait Getting out to use the toilet—I hate     As I shampooed my hair     I relieved myself there Then stomped and mashed that huge turd down the grate.

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They can put a man on the Moon and a vagina on a man, but they can't cure the common cold. Then again, they still haven't put a vagina on the Moon, so I guess there's a couple more steps to go.
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