Ballad Of The Lazy Bather

crapped by pj

9-17-09

I was in the shower and couldn’t wait

Getting out to use the toilet—I hate

As I shampooed my hair

I relieved myself there

Then stomped and mashed that huge turd down the grate.

Metafeceslimerick, shower poo

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