Comprehensive Blasphemy

I Am So Enlightened

Prepare to have your mind blown by the deep societal statement I created in my toilet.

I got a page from a Koran, ripped the 10 commandments from a Torah, dropped in some holier-than-thou atheist propaganda, sprinkled in some confetti made from the Book of Mormon, dropped in a picture of L. Ron Hubbard and then took a huge nasty crap and squirted about a quart of really yellow piss on all of it. Then I wiped my ass with John 3:16 from the bible, got my camera and created this post.

If I missed any of you fucks, please email me and let me know.

I just pray that my toilet flushes.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I don't tell jokes into your toilet, so please don't pee in my mouth.