Comprehensive Blasphemy

Prepare to have your mind blown by the deep societal statement I created in my toilet.
I got a page from a Koran, ripped the 10 commandments from a Torah, dropped in some holier-than-thou atheist propaganda, sprinkled in some confetti made from the Book of Mormon, dropped in a picture of L. Ron Hubbard and [...]

For guidance in life or when you don't know what to say, just turn to a nice rhyme or tired cliche.