Just Shut Up And Get Off The Internet

Closing My Blog Post Posts

Its my 0th annual Closing My Blog Closing-My-Blog Post . This is the time of year where I sit around with my dick in my hand, remind you this shit sucking blog is closing in a week and poke fun at blogs who felt the need to make posts about how they were/are closing their blogs.

Like anyone gives a third of a shit.

Geek In Disguise
10 Reasons Why I Am Closing My Blog

What a fucking loser. Dickshaft has a shitty blog and knows it. This specific post where he talks about closing it, isn’t about closing his blog, its about getting more readers. He thinks that his shitty post titles are holding him back from the literally bazillion people who should be reading his blog, so he came up with this post to cocktease them. This guy deserves to be on the wrong side of a gang rape.

Club Penguin Cheats Blog
Blog Updates! Featuring more content!

Fuck. 0 for 2 so far. This guy isn’t closing his shitty blog either. He thought about it though. After deep reflection and soul searching he is instead going to write what readers want to read. He then made a promise to make witty, insightful and awesome posts at least once a day. Which he quickly abandoned.

Farm Girl Living Blog
Blog Updates! Featuring more content!

Kick ass. I found this one late last night and today its gone. You’re going to have to take my word for it, but in her last post she mentioned being torn about her blog so she prayed about it. God told her it was the right thing to do. So she did it and its gone. Score one for the big guy. Way to go god.

Mama Craft Blog
dear blogging friends, take two

God giveth and dumb asses taketh. In the above post Mama Craft says that she too thought about closing her blog. She even put up a post telling everyone it was going down. But some fucks couldn’t leave well enough alone and emailed her telling her to hang in there and keep it going. 1 for 4.

Breakthroughs Blog
Officially Closing This Blog

Wow, this bitch is serious too. Look at that. The title isn’t just ‘Closing This Blog‘ its ‘Officially Closing This Blog‘. She’s not fucking around. The best part the blog is one of these positive-thinking/turn-that-frown-upside-down/the-sun-will-come-out-tomorrow blogs. And she quit it. That always makes me a little bit warmer on the inside

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.


No comments yet.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

In a vain attempt to be 'witty' and 'funny' there are references to sodomizing little boys on this site. Let me assure you that porkjerky.com does not condone sodomizing little boys. Unless of course its in self-defense.