The Turkey Baster Tribulations

Oh my god I was so blind. They aren’t completely vapid. Blogs aren’t as worthless as tits on a retard. They are as fun as tits on a retard.
It’s all about perspective. I couldn’t see the pussy for the vulva. Today though, I was able to take a step back and [...]

Baby Placebos

Whenever I am out taking the dog for a shit in someone else’s yard and pass a couple, both of whom are over 30, and they are walking more than 1 dog, I always try to figure out which one is infertile.

Its got to be her. The bitch has ribbons on, the male has [...]

I really regret squandering my youth by not telling more people to go fuck themselves.