The Turkey Baster Tribulations

Oh my god I was so blind. They aren’t completely vapid. Blogs aren’t as worthless as tits on a retard. They are as fun as tits on a retard.
It’s all about perspective. I couldn’t see the pussy for the vulva. Today though, I was able to take a step back and [...]

When presented with a difficult decision turn to Jesus and remember his famous words: 'What's in it for me?'