porkjerky plogFor My Own Good
An abusive turd was in my patootie
A bad relationship, me and that doodie
It scratched, scraped and clawed
I grimaced and bawled
It said it only did that cause it loved me.
Romantic Verse Gone Wrong
A girl once had her mouth on my junk
Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk
Before I could say,
‘Get out of the way!’
She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk
Ballad Of The Brown Eye
There once was a huge turd in my rear
Little brown bitch was going nowhere
I got super pissed
Grabbed it with my fist
Pulled liked hell….until I felt a tear
