Romantic Verse Gone Wrong

Here's Poop In Your Eye

A girl once had her mouth on my junk

Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk

    Before I could say,

    ‘Get out of the way!’

She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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(now that's how you blasphemy).