Painful Poopy Poetry

A piece of shit was once in my ass A turd I thought I would never pass     scratched the length of my gut,     tons of blood out my butt When did I swallow a piece of glass?

After you climb that ethical mountain, do some philosophical reflection, search your soul and give yourself the moral rationalization to have your first abortion; the hardest parts about having abortions 2 and later are scheduling conflicts and price comparisons.