Painful Poopy Poetry

A piece of shit was once in my ass A turd I thought I would never pass     scratched the length of my gut,     tons of blood out my butt When did I swallow a piece of glass?

Any guy with 1 working testicle and a cock capable of getting hard can make a baby. But to truly earn the title of "Father" you must do the responsible thing and take a DNA test and have your paycheck garnished for child support.