Painful Poopy Poetry

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May 11, 2009

A piece of shit was once in my ass A turd I thought I would never pass     scratched the length of my gut,     tons of blood out my butt When did I swallow a piece of glass?

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A Toast To Your Cummupance: May you live a long life...
...so you can see your children and their children die of AIDS,
your spouse battle Alzheimer's and MS;
while you lose control of your bodily functions,
but retain your mental faculties so you can witness it all.
Hear hear, to your long life
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