The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine?
A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?
  To me it would be scary
  To shit the Virgin Mary
Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

The web shouldn't be a global network to circulate bad jokes and dying children's requests. E-mail should be used to distribute pictures of your girlfriend's sister sucking off stray dogs, like god intended.