The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine?
A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?
  To me it would be scary
  To shit the Virgin Mary
Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

For being naively cute, no questioning child nor kitten playing with an empty box can ever come close to someone quoting the Constitution about alleged rights they think they are guaranteed. Oh to be starry-eyed, ignorant and uncalloused again.