The Turd’s Prayer

Dear lord in heaven, Creator of all, provider of everything, giver of life and with whom I shall spend eternal bliss, I ask you to please hear my prayer today and allow this enormous turd to finally exit this vessel of a body that you have been kind of enough to bless me with. Oh […]

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Let a man whose too fucking retarded to know how to feed himself starve to death and evolve the species.