The Turd’s Prayer

Dear lord in heaven,
Creator of all, provider of everything, giver of life and with whom I shall spend eternal bliss, I ask you to please hear my prayer today and allow this enormous turd to finally exit this vessel of a body that you have been kind of enough to bless me with.
Oh Father, [...]

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