I have a horrible, horrible confession to make. For the first 2 to 3 years of my life, I didn’t use toilet paper.
I was totally aloof. No clue. Didn’t even cross my mind.
In fact, I didn’t do much at all when it came to shitting, except the shitting [...]
If my calculations are correct, and they are, in the last 30 years I’ve shit 3.2 tons and 1.8 miles of poo in my life. Not too bad for a white guy.
In honor of Earth day (yeah, I have no fucking clue when it actually is, nor do I care. Feel free to [...]