My Carbon Butt Print

If my calculations are correct, and they are, in the last 30 years I’ve shit 3.2 tons and 1.8 miles of poo in my life. Not too bad for a white guy. In honor of Earth day (yeah, I have no fucking clue when it actually is, nor do I care. Feel free to send […]

I find it disgusting that all epithets for black people are off limits. That itself is racist. So, with great pride I am offering the world a politically correct derogatory term for blacks: "N-worders". If you must, "N-worder Americans".