It’s Saying ‘It’s The Thought That Counts’ That Counts

Nothing says, ‘Our culture requires that I get you a gift, but I had no fucking idea and didn’t want to waste any of my precious time giving you a meaningful one’ like a gift card. I love them. They are so awesome. Now, you still need to know a little about the person. Whereas […]

I really feel there's a good derogatory epithet for southeast Asians that I am missing out on. I mean, there's got to be some word out there to incite Pakistanis and Indians and Bangladeshis. Right? How come I don't know this?