It’s Saying ‘It’s The Thought That Counts’ That Counts

Nothing says, ‘Our culture requires that I get you a gift, but I had no fucking idea and didn’t want to waste any of my precious time giving you a meaningful one’ like a gift card. I love them. They are so awesome. Now, you still need to know a little about the person. Whereas […]

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