Blogging Out And Of My Ass

As soon as I save up 3 months salary from sucking trucker dick behind the Waffle House, I am going to buy a ring and ask Google Blog Search to marry me.
That’s legal in Iowa right?

It’s paradoxical: Blogs are this sea of turds, just a shitty pool of totally worthless human waste yet [...]

Democracy is filet mignon. Everyone wants it served to them and always say its the best. But no one wants to shove the electric prod up the herds ass and slit a few necks or even acknowledge that's part of the process.