Blogging Out And Of My Ass

As soon as I save up 3 months salary from sucking trucker dick behind the Waffle House, I am going to buy a ring and ask Google Blog Search to marry me.
That’s legal in Iowa right?

It’s paradoxical: Blogs are this sea of turds, just a shitty pool of totally worthless human waste yet [...]

I'm not proud of it, but I once beat a man to death with his own rectum.