porkjerky plogThe Real Swine Flu Epidemic
I hate to keep raping a dead horse, but I just stumbled upon something terrifying about swine flu. Its growth rate is alarming, look at these numbers:
3 years ago:
3 cases
1 year ago:
62 cases
1 month ago:
1,634 cases
1 week ago:
10,278 cases
1 day ago:
1,457,942 cases
And by ‘cases’ [...]
Status Quo Poo
Good news, turns out not only was I wrong about my shit being a telltale sign that I have the pestilence du jour, but that shit wasn’t actually fresh.
I forgot to immediately take a picture and ambled off to do whatever it is I do in that post-shitting, euphoria induced state we all [...]
