The Turd That Wouldn’t Flush

Speaking of Snoopy and peanuts and people pouring out shitty drivel to the web, Charles Schulz’s comic was as worthless as the undigested legumes in my shit. Even from a young age I realized that there was nothing good in it. I mean, I probably, like most of the world, read over 2000 Peanuts comics […]

Web Middlemen

Fuck blogs. Seriously, fuck blogs. Sister-fucking, middlemen of the internet. Last week I found a divorce blog that was shittily written by a person you could tell thought themselves a good writer. They knew how to spell, had a big vocabulary, knew the rules of grammar and knew how to string phrases together, yet what […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.