porkjerky plogA Winter Cleaning Ditty
My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces
That’s why I love when the weather freezes
Picking up turds
Is for the birds
I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.
Anorexia Explained
Epiphany about anorexics:
What if it hasn’t to do with diets,
Getting grossly fat,
Or any of that?
Maybe those crazy cunts hate taking shits
Best Almost Limerick Ever
I once wrote this great limerick not about shit,
Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;
Something something something
Blah blah blah;
But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the last [...]
