Best Almost Limerick Ever

I once wrote this great limerick not about shit,
Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;
    Something something something
    Blah blah blah;
But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the last [...]

Do you think more people have been on both ends of a blow job or no ends of a blow job?