Best Almost Limerick Ever

I once wrote this great limerick not about shit, Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;     Something something something     Blah blah blah; But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the […]

Democracy is filet mignon. Everyone wants it served to them and always say its the best. But no one wants to shove the electric prod up the herds ass and slit a few necks or even acknowledge that's part of the process.