I don’t think there’s any way to tell who crapped the first turd picture onto the internet. The Neil Armstrong of internet shit pics if you will. The guy brave enough to go, ‘Hey, I should share with the world an image of one of my bowel movements‘. That guy was a genius. [...]
By my count, including this blog and the image I use for invalid pages for this site, I have added 259 pictures of shit to the internet.
And that piece of shit high school English teacher said I’d never contribute anything to society. He’s looking pretty stupid right about now.
259 images of my shit–Quite impressive [...]