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By my count, including this blog and the image I use for invalid pages for this site, I have added 259 pictures of shit to the internet.
And that piece of shit high school English teacher said I’d never contribute anything to society. He’s looking pretty stupid right about now.
259 images of my shit–Quite impressive if I do say so myself. Of course for the web, my contributions are just a drop in the toilet. On this thing we call the internet, which was once primarily used for defense and academic purposes, I found a figurative shit load of pictures of literal shit.
Using just the word ‘feces’ on Google images I got:
And so on and so on. Any type of shit you want to see, you can. That was just ‘feces’ too. While I have both the time and energy to think of a ton of synonyms for crap and research them, I’m afraid of the results I will unearth.
God bless civilization. Within 40 years of putting a man on another celestial body and 40 months of developing an over the counter method for bleaching our assholes, we have taken yet another gigantic leap. We have cataloged innumerable images of our own waste.
While I am disappointed I am not the most prolific at it, I am thankful that I am able to do my humble part.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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