The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine? A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?   To me it would be scary   To shit the Virgin Mary Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

Next thing you know you won't be able to get a whore, cut her arms and legs off and throw her torso in the local river. Does anyone remember what our forefathers fought and died for?