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One of my absolute fears in life is not burning enough bridges. Being polite, holding back and not telling people to suck my dick. Figuratively that is, when I tell people to suck my dick it’s a lot more eloquent, personalized, insightful and mean than those 3 words. I cringe everytime I miss an opportunity […]

Porkjerky.com Dating Tip #13:   When one cock's in your twat, another guy's fuckstick is throttling your throat, two other dicks are slapping against your tits and you start to finger a fifth prick, either jerk that last dick off with your right hand or remove the wedding band from your left.