Douchebag Insurance

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August 13, 2009

One of my absolute fears in life is not burning enough bridges. Being polite, holding back and not telling people to suck my dick. Figuratively that is, when I tell people to suck my dick it’s a lot more eloquent, personalized, insightful and mean than those 3 words. I cringe everytime I miss an opportunity […]

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Your beauty inspires me to remember a line in a beautiful poem. I believe I am quoting Miggs' romantic verse when I say:
'I can smell your cunt.'
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