Douchebag Insurance

One of my absolute fears in life is not burning enough bridges.
Being polite, holding back and not telling people to suck my dick. Figuratively that is, when I tell people to suck my dick it’s a lot more eloquent, personalized, insightful and mean than those 3 words. I cringe everytime I miss an opportunity [...]

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