Some times, when the lighting is just right, you situated yourself in the correct position, the stars line up perfectly and you’re willing to get a nose full of ass; you can watch the turd you are crapping inch its way out your butt.
Its like watching the miracle of childbirth without any of the regret, [...]
I think its been over 3 weeks since I brought this up, and since you’re not anywhere near being a fucking genius you probably need constant reminding so that you continue to retain this thought in that feeble brain of yours.
So here it is: I’m a fucking genius.
This instance of my geniusocitinessish [...]