The Crapalypse

I should probably have sought legal advice before posting this picture. I’m sure this is going to be used as evidence against me at my trial. I’m definitely sure I’m violating my Miranda rights on this one. What I did to that toilet can’t be legal. Tar black, smelling of death, hot as hell and […]

Any guy with 1 working testicle and a cock capable of getting hard can make a baby. But to truly earn the title of "Father" you must do the responsible thing and take a DNA test and have your paycheck garnished for child support.