porkjerky plogRevenge, Best Served Steaming
I went to the zoo to see the ape pit
Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit
I crapped in my hand
Took aim, wound up and
In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.
For My Own Good
An abusive turd was in my patootie
A bad relationship, me and that doodie
It scratched, scraped and clawed
I grimaced and bawled
It said it only did that cause it loved me.
Ballad Of The Brown Eye
There once was a huge turd in my rear
Little brown bitch was going nowhere
I got super pissed
Grabbed it with my fist
Pulled liked hell….until I felt a tear
Another Crappy Limerick
There once was a turd in my bottom
He wanted to stay, but I fought him
After hours of strain
The beast finally slain
Now to stop bleeding from my rectum
Ode To My Poo
I once put a P’zone in my gut,
Never made it out of Pizza Hut,
Ass barely on the pot,
When out molten shit shot,
All that from one small hole in my butt?
