The Poo That Keeps On Giving

The giving continues. First I open this blog and regal you all with wonderful anecdotes about my shit and how blogs suck. Then I create a crap calculator so everyone in the world can calculate theirs or another’s lifetime shit production. Next I start a shitty social networking project by swallowing, shitting and reintroducing into […]

Ever marvel at how uncivilized and unrefined we were just a century ago? In 1920, no one was shitting up a toilet 10,000 feet in the air travelling 700 mph while downloading tranny porn to their smart phone. Those are times I'm glad I never lived in.