The Poo That Keeps On Giving

The giving continues. First I open this blog and regal you all with wonderful anecdotes about my shit and how blogs suck. Then I create a crap calculator so everyone in the world can calculate theirs or another’s lifetime shit production. Next I start a shitty social networking project by swallowing, shitting and reintroducing into […]

Porkjerky.com Going Green Tip #8: When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.