Don’t Order Yet, Here’s What Else You’ll Get

Ok, where was I? Oh yes. Affiliate marketing sucks shit.
Actually, doesn’t any type of marketing suck shit? I mean that’s it, that’s your life? Selling shit. And technically, marketing isn’t even selling shit, its ‘creating awareness’ about shit. At least sleazy salesmen talk to humans. [...]

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