Science Fair Blogging Project

Purpose:
To see how many times in the history of blogging it has got someone laid.

Hypothesis:
Not once, in the history of the internet has a guy gotten pussy because of his blog.

Procedures:
Google exact phrases that would verify someone has gotten laid/blown because of their blog. Then, verify each returned citation by checking the page for the [...]

Don’t Order Yet, Here’s What Else You’ll Get

Ok, where was I? Oh yes. Affiliate marketing sucks shit.
Actually, doesn’t any type of marketing suck shit? I mean that’s it, that’s your life? Selling shit. And technically, marketing isn’t even selling shit, its ‘creating awareness’ about shit. At least sleazy salesmen talk to humans. [...]

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