Butt Junkie

If I ever start to do drugs I’m jumping past all those pussy highs and going straight to heroin. It has to be awesome. Its transported via ass. I mean, if people go through that much trouble and ick to get some, that’s got to be good shit. Right?
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If god didn’t want us to laugh at the suffering of others, then why’d he make other people’s pain so enjoyable?