Butt Junkie

If I ever start to do drugs I’m jumping past all those pussy highs and going straight to heroin. It has to be awesome. Its transported via ass. I mean, if people go through that much trouble and ick to get some, that’s got to be good shit. Right?
Any drug a [...]

If our shit tasted more like cinnamon, would we eat more shit or less cinnamon? And would my girlfriend finally suck me off after I fucked her in the ass?