Father Knows Best

My father, who’s full of great advice and wit; Said we’re gonna talk about love and to sit.   Call me old fashioned,   Maybe unpassioned; Son, true love doesn’t make you eat a girls shit.

For people who get paid to finger asses all day, proctologists sure get all high and mighty when you tell them there's fiver in it for them if at the end of the rectal exam they massage your prostate and give you a happy ending.