Romantic Verse Gone Wrong

A girl once had her mouth on my junk Something starts to shoot, but it ain’t spunk     Before I could say,     ‘Get out of the way!’ She got facialed, the bad kind of gunk

Fucking Shit

Baby, we’ve been together 6 wonderful years now. We know and love each others’ families. We click on so many levels. You have always been there for me and I have always been there for you. Now, I am a little nervous asking this, but I think our relationship has gotten to the point where […]

Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.