Rhyming Household Tip

If a cat keeps filling your yard with poo, Here’s a trick Martha Stewart won’t teach you;   He can keep on licking,   But closed tight, its sticking Cats’ assholes are no match for super glue

I'm not saying Being An Asshole doesn't have its place as a negotiation technique. My point's that Appeals For Empathy, Finding Common Ground and Exchanging Goodwill are hard to pull off when preceded by calling the other party a retarded cocksucking dumbfuck and promising to "rape the shit out of their ugly face".