porkjerky plogLyrics To A Simpler Time
In my teens, I once crapped in a paper bag
The ingredients of a great prank I had
Toss, burn, smear, and/or bake
A choice I couldn’t make
And, that’s why, today, my attic smells so bad.
From God’s Mouth, Through My Ass, To Your Browser: The World’s Shittiest Blog
