I Got Your Voir Dire Right Here

Oh thank you Al Gore. Ambulance chasing has entered the 21st century. Not with a whimper but with a blog.
You can’t fart without hearing an ad for a parasitic attorney.

They’re everywhere: telephone book covers, bus benches, every other ad during daytime T.V., all over the not-so-local alternative newsweekly that’s owned by a [...]

Although I am, you don't have to be a genius to figure most of this stuff out.