Shitty Cliched Blog Post

A very insightful, witty, huged-cocked, intelligent, gratuitously and unironically modest person (I mentioned huged-cocked and gorgeous, right) raised a very uninsightful question about blogs on mine the other day:

How many fucking blog posts exists devoted solely to peoples’ troubles with blogging?

Shitty Posts About Shitty Blogging Software

Its like; no fuck you, there’s no simile needed. If you can’t see how fucking prima facie retarded blog posts about difficulties with blogging software are without an analogy then you’re a fucking prima facie retard.

I finally got around to figuring it out and the correct answer is at least 1,526 blog posts in the past year were about peoples problems with their blogging software. Of course, that’s on the low side because those are only the ones indexed by Google. The other idiots out there who are too fucking retarded to get indexed by Google, have private blogs or completely fucked their blogs up so bad they couldn’t even blog about it are not included.

What a bunch of shitasses. First and foremost, no one gives a sixth of a sheet of used toilet paper about any of your blog posts. Secondly, no one wants to hear about how retarded you are and unable t

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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