Like Nails Scratching On My Cornea

Ok, I dug deeper. You’re welcome. After my initial dismay at finding so many results for my youtube search of the word ‘blog’, I started on my prolonged dismay of searching through a ton of those videos to find a shitty blog on there to give an Intermittently Given Porkjerky.com Shitty Blog Award to. Oh […]

Video Blogs: The Future Of Boring

Lord, o’fuck, cunt almighty. Me and my great ideas. There I was, laughing my head off, enjoying my favorite pastime of watching serious injuries videos on youtube, when genius hit. Or more accurately–now that I know the results–when ungenius hit. I interrupted my motorcycle tricks gone bad video and immediately decided to type those 4 […]

Democracy is filet mignon. Everyone wants it served to them and always say its the best. But no one wants to shove the electric prod up the herds ass and slit a few necks or even acknowledge that's part of the process.