Sludgey Fudge Factory

As this shitty blog draws to a close I swear to Mohammed I am not trying to short change you. There is a turd in that toilet.
One came out of my butt at any rate.
I sure as shit had to wipe my ass. In fact that’s were the majority of that turd [...]

In a vain attempt to be 'witty' and 'funny' there are references to sodomizing little boys on this site. Let me assure you that porkjerky.com does not condone sodomizing little boys. Unless of course its in self-defense.