The Case Of The Unexplained Pubes

I know I know. This is where you tell me ‘I told you so.’ It was a grandiose plan and I admit that. In hindsight I guess you could say my eyes were bigger than my asshole. In my heart I believed I could do it: Blog for one year about all my shit. I […]

Not to brag, but last night I tore my girlfriend's pussy a new asshole.