Best Friends Forever

Here’s a picture of me with my new best friend: Edwin Von Fecalton. Tell you what–we weren’t friends at first, in fact we had quite a disagreement. He wouldn’t budge, I wouldn’t budge. So there we sat for at least half an hour. Finally, after we warmed up to each other and realized that the […]

In lieu of being able to score touchdowns, knock people out, hit home runs or even bomb dark-skinned populated nations; god has blessed me with the strength and knowledge to write HTML. I do these pages in his honor. Amen.