Best Friends Forever

Here’s a picture of me with my new best friend: Edwin Von Fecalton. Tell you what–we weren’t friends at first, in fact we had quite a disagreement. He wouldn’t budge, I wouldn’t budge. So there we sat for at least half an hour. Finally, after we warmed up to each other and realized that the […]

100% true and not an urban legend: If you fart in a dream, you shit yourself in real life. True story. I know a guy.